Get Off My Lawn.
Turns out there’s someone out there even more obsessed with an zombie apocalypse than we are. A Polish design firm by the name of KWK Promes. They’ve gone so far as to design a zombie proof house.
And it actually looks pretty cool. I was half expecting some rolling fortress along the lines of an RV on steroids.
Even though there’s no chainsaws or flamethrowers adorning the outside of this home, there’s more than meets the eye.
I can just hear the voice of Optimus Prime during the transformation saying, “Autobots, roll out!!!”
This thing looks like an expanded version of the room you saw in the movie “Panic Room” with a nice design twist. Only one way in, only one way out. At the touch of a button, your modernized home turns into a bigass Rubix Cube. Except you can’t beat it if you’re a zombie. Ever.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention it comes with a 20′ high concrete slab enclosure. Bi-winning? We think so.
Once I win the lotto, you’ll catch me perched atop this dream home, drunk off of Maker’s and hitting the Dougie most vigorously.