News: Amusement Park Undead
Silly mortals. Zombie walks are for kids.
There are probably hundreds or more zombie walks happening all over the world every year. It’s all fun and games until someone loses their brains.
I’m a Jersey dude, so the fact that New Jersey Zombie Walk set a world record for largest zombie hoe-down, I gotta rep in full.
Next week, the group will help kick off the first-ever Dorney Park & Wildwater Kingdom zombie walk, dubbed a Zombie Invasion from 7p.m. to midnight. It’s a collab with the NYC and Philly zombie crawl groups.
I’ve been to Dorney Park. Once. Me and my friends got jumped by like 20 hoodlums. I never went back. I can imagine getting jumped by 20 zombies–if that happened I wouldn’t be here writing this. Whew!
The event on Aug. 18th, will cost you around $25. As a bonus, if you drop $40 you can get a decaying zombie makeover done by a pro makeup artist at the park.
Not bad, right? For under $100 you can live out your “Zombieland” fantasy…as the undead.
Photo from N.J. Zombie Walk