Dollicia Bryan And Spiderman Can’t Save Himself
Look, I’m not knocking the hustle. Folks do what they got to do to get by. Especially your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. But dammit Spidey, don’t smoke a f*cking doobie right before you hit up a children’s party. I don’t even think whatever he tried to flip off of was a wall. It looked more like a green piece of plywood angled onto a stucco wall. Apparently Mr. Parker isn’t too good with trajectory. Nonetheless, salud to him for keeping up appearances after he Rock Bottomed himself. Most other superheroes would have packed it up and went home.