Zombie Attacks Now Spread Overseas To China
Photo credit: Xinmin
Zombie attacks have now spread to China, perhaps mirroring the events in Resident Evil 6. Scary stuff. Web Pro News reports that some crazy sh*t went down in China which is probably only going to add to the zombie panic and paranoia worldwide. Apparently a bus driver by the name of Dong (we kid you not) mistook a woman for a chicken wing and blocked her car in traffic then proceeded to beat on the windshield until she fled her car in terror. Well, ole Dong caught up to her and then held her down while chewing off pieces of her cheek and nose.
Thankfully, not everyone was a jerk like the person who took these pics. Some bystanders alerted police and it took 5 officers to hold Dong down long enough to cuff and arrest him. It was later stated that the psycho zombie hopeful was under the influence of alcohol. Really China? What kind of alcohol? Everclear and bath salts? And why the hell was dude driving a bus while hammered? Even if the lady who was attacked was some sort of mean ass ex girlfriend, I can think of better ways of getting revenge than driving drunk and biting her face off. Dong is a d*ck for that. And if the penal system in China is anything like here in the US, he’s bound to have a d*ck in him soon enough. The good news is that the victim Du is recovering and has not suffered any life threatening injuries.