Woman Mistakes Two People For Zombies, Tries To Run Them Over
Shoutout to Mike Mars for the artwork
Truth definitely is stranger than fiction thanks to news from The Huffington Post. In Pennsylvania, Yardley Joy Frantz was arrested on June 8th, 2012 for a hit and run. No big deal right? Except Frantz’s escape was short lived due to upstanding citizens reporting her license plate to local law enforcement. The plates read “ZOMBIE.” Pretty distinguishable. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the words “killing zombies through vehicular dismemberment” were too long. For reasons unknown, homegirl careened into a man and her nephew in public. When the nephew then confronted her for hitting his folded uncle, she stun gunned his ass. What an as*hole.
No word on the extent of the injuries of uncle and nephew, but it’s safe to assume they both had the worst day of their lives when Frantz decided to go all Grand Theft Auto on them. Getting hit by a car is bad enough. But then getting smacked with 10,000 volts of electricity? They must have done something reaaaalllllyyy f*cked up in a past life or something.