Disregard Sleep, Acquire Caffeine With Death Wish Coffee

If “Coffee’s for closers,” then Death Wish Coffee is for survivalists. Scared of falling asleep during nightwatch only to be woken up by a walker chewing on your femur? Fear no more! Hailed as the world’s strongest caffeinated premium dark roast coffee, Death Wish definitely markets itself to more of the Jackass types, who love the cocktail of adrenaline and caffeine. This coffee is so potent that it comes with it’s own brewing ratios. Try your typical ratios and you might have to get treated for internal bruising.

Best to start buying now. I don’t know how to brew my own coffee which is pretty damn pathetic. Not because I’m lazy, but moreso that I stick to sugar free Redbull. Thanks to my buddy’s wife I’m slowly getting acclimated. First a Venti Americano with room, and next I’ll move onto Death Wish. Baby steps people. Baby steps. From cramming for finals, to staying awake during a graveyard shift, to keeping alive when you’re tired as hell from evading walkers, Death Wish is the way to go. And in a worst case scenario (you’re forced from your house to flee in nothing but your pajamas and a bug out bag), you could just smash a few beans and snoot a couple of rails. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

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