Undead Sh*tter Movie Stalled Set To Release in 2013
Move over, Zombie Ass. There’s a new sh*t sheriff in town. Stalled is another movie involving toilets and zombies, which makes for one stank ass combo.This Dwight Schrute lookalike Dan Palmer plays a bumbling janitor at the wrong place and coincidentally, the wrong time:
It’s Christmas Eve and a soon to be shit-canned maintenance gopher (DAN PALMER) is changing light bulbs and cleaning toilets instead of drinking egg-nog and making out with drunk receptionists at the annual office party.
Unfortunately for this forlorn floor-sweeper he chooses to use the LADIES’ RESTROOM the very second a ZOMBIE OUTBREAK occurs! Will he bowl us over and flush away the undead or (like in his pre-apocalypse life) simply remain …’STALLED’?
I believe it’s safe to assume that either a survivor or walker is going to get a face full of poo. Or since the movie starts in the women’s restroom, something worse. Ugh, nevermind. We prefer not to think about that. As per usual, I’ll reserve judgment should this film ever make it stateside, but I think most men carry a gene that allows for chuckling from bathroom jokes at any age. No word on release yet, but we’re certain Stalled is going to be gross as all hell. Needless to say, the movie will not be for the queezy.